Japzogcip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witless goblin.

Japzogcip created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japzogcip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Japzogcip, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Japzogcip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Japzogcip's Holy Commandments

1. Japzogcip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. You must pray to Japzogcip six times a day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.