Dabgudbell is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing monkey.

Dabgudbell created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabgudbell, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dabgudbell, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dabgudbell's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dabgudbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dabgudbell.

5. Dabgudbell must be the most important thing in your life.