Mitweecun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, blissful wyvern.

Mitweecun created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitweecun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mitweecun, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mitweecun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mitweecun's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Mitweecun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Run away from turquoise rats, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.