Yarcudwee is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured dolphin.

Yarcudwee created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarcudwee, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yarcudwee, she will send minions to preach to you.

Yarcudwee's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yarcudwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always obey Yarcudwee's priests.

4. Never wear violet shirts.

5. Never run in the presence of whales.