Nellquillgof is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent rhinoceros.

Nellquillgof created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellquillgof, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nellquillgof, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nellquillgof's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nellquillgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Nellquillgof loves tapirs, so they must be respected.