Mummotcub is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful armadillo.

Mummotcub created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mummotcub, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mummotcub, it will turn you into a rat.

Mummotcub's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mummotcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Fast once a month.