Sandxen Ceptaftailmilgudfunwad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful shrew.

Sandxen Ceptaftailmilgudfunwad created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandxen Ceptaftailmilgudfunwad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sandxen Ceptaftailmilgudfunwad, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sandxen Ceptaftailmilgudfunwad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sandxen Ceptaftailmilgudfunwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not take Sandxen Ceptaftailmilgudfunwad's name in vain.