Dubgupsig Cussbonkgud is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish squirrel.

Dubgupsig Cussbonkgud created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubgupsig Cussbonkgud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dubgupsig Cussbonkgud, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dubgupsig Cussbonkgud's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dubgupsig Cussbonkgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Hide from purple turtles for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.