Renfotqueeg Yikfebsog is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, staggering goblin.

Renfotqueeg Yikfebsog created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renfotqueeg Yikfebsog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Renfotqueeg Yikfebsog, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Renfotqueeg Yikfebsog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Renfotqueeg Yikfebsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Worship no other gods but Renfotqueeg Yikfebsog.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Renfotqueeg Yikfebsog on top of all buildings.