Kinmegfid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, smart hamster.

Kinmegfid created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinmegfid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kinmegfid, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kinmegfid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Kinmegfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Never hurt ducks.