Bummitgod is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart fox.

Bummitgod created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bummitgod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bummitgod, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bummitgod's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bummitgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bummitgod's priests.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.