Madtapnab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome eagle.

Madtapnab created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Madtapnab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Madtapnab, he will turn you into a rat.

Madtapnab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Madtapnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must love Madtapnab.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madtapnab.

5. Always help capybaras in need.