Cedkaromt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cedkaromt created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Cedkaromt, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedkaromt, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cedkaromt's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cedkaromt's Holy Commandments

1. Cedkaromt loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Cedkaromt on top of all buildings.

5. Pray towards the north.