Piggovster is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive dragon.

Piggovster created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Piggovster, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Piggovster, she will not care at all.

Piggovster's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Piggovster's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.