Gunsugyar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, merciless raven.

Gunsugyar created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunsugyar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gunsugyar, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gunsugyar's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gunsugyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. You must love Gunsugyar.

5. Never hurt pigs.