Nilgablarn is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable troll.

Nilgablarn created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilgablarn, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nilgablarn, he will manifest in front of you.

Nilgablarn's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nilgablarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight dogs approach from the west.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.