Rawkadcarjad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, thoughtless slug.

Rawkadcarjad created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawkadcarjad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawkadcarjad, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rawkadcarjad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rawkadcarjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.