Yarlbessnel is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart fairy.

Yarlbessnel created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbessnel, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarlbessnel, he will think nothing of it.

Yarlbessnel's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yarlbessnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never feed corn to hamsters while wearing blue skirts.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear white clothing.