Saklipfag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, confident lion.

Saklipfag created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saklipfag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Saklipfag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Saklipfag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Saklipfag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Saklipfag.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.