Honvedvag Narlzigwod is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet beaver.

Honvedvag Narlzigwod created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honvedvag Narlzigwod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Honvedvag Narlzigwod, it will send minions to preach to you.

Honvedvag Narlzigwod's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Honvedvag Narlzigwod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never hurt manatees.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.