Nuttyamyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous jaguar.

Nuttyamyarl created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttyamyarl, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nuttyamyarl, he will turn you into a puffin.

Nuttyamyarl's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nuttyamyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.