Davlagnart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic crocodile.

Davlagnart created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davlagnart, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Davlagnart, she will turn you into a goat.

Davlagnart's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Davlagnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not shave your face.