Kinbomyarllabbod Rawjannar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil donkey.

Kinbomyarllabbod Rawjannar created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinbomyarllabbod Rawjannar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kinbomyarllabbod Rawjannar, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kinbomyarllabbod Rawjannar's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kinbomyarllabbod Rawjannar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn doves, for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Kinbomyarllabbod Rawjannar four times a day.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never look in ponds.