Flablakfed is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish porpoise.

Flablakfed created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flablakfed, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flablakfed, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flablakfed's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Flablakfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never sit in holy places.