Jabflamlip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered camel.

Jabflamlip created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jabflamlip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jabflamlip, she will manifest in front of you.

Jabflamlip's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Jabflamlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Do not kill voles.