Tailtangab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, grumpy rat.

Tailtangab created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailtangab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tailtangab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tailtangab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tailtangab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Always wear black.

5. Retreat if eight ducks approach from the west.