Stafdavbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witless crow.

Stafdavbog created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafdavbog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stafdavbog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Stafdavbog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Stafdavbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Worship no other gods but Stafdavbog.

4. Put Stafdavbog first in all things.

5. Do not sit in public.