Cudwiklim Targpombin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, impressive otter.

Cudwiklim Targpombin created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Cudwiklim Targpombin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cudwiklim Targpombin, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cudwiklim Targpombin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cudwiklim Targpombin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not hurt whales.