Lincit Donhasflow is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise beaver.

Lincit Donhasflow created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lincit Donhasflow, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lincit Donhasflow, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lincit Donhasflow's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Lincit Donhasflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.