Bapgodgebkin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered finch.

Bapgodgebkin created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bapgodgebkin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bapgodgebkin, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bapgodgebkin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bapgodgebkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must pray to Bapgodgebkin seven times a day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not shave your chest.