Cib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate human.

Cib created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cib, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cib, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cib's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cib.