Ingfabhad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident turtle.

Ingfabhad created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingfabhad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ingfabhad, she will jump up and down on your head.

Ingfabhad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ingfabhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never laugh in the presence of hamsters.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not kill birds.