Bifflighubrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust giraffe.

Bifflighubrutt created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Bifflighubrutt, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bifflighubrutt, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bifflighubrutt's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bifflighubrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.