Gidflabsom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical troll.

Gidflabsom created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidflabsom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gidflabsom, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gidflabsom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gidflabsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.