Kinwityatt is a god.

It takes the form of a small, effective jellyfish.

Kinwityatt created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinwityatt, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kinwityatt, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kinwityatt's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Kinwityatt's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never laugh near tortoises.

5. Do not shave your head.