Rignarlrul is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate human.

Rignarlrul created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Rignarlrul, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rignarlrul, it will jump up and down on your head.

Rignarlrul's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rignarlrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not cook food in pots.