Narbatfarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy chinchilla.

Narbatfarn created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narbatfarn, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Narbatfarn, she will destroy your favourite star.

Narbatfarn's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Narbatfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.