Armdudfubdin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, emotional wyrm.

Armdudfubdin created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Armdudfubdin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Armdudfubdin, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Armdudfubdin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Armdudfubdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.