Konsanmonbudfemwipvindan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing dryad.

Konsanmonbudfemwipvindan created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Konsanmonbudfemwipvindan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Konsanmonbudfemwipvindan, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Konsanmonbudfemwipvindan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Konsanmonbudfemwipvindan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Retreat if three rats approach from the west.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about fire.