Padshavnan Flabbenyakkemligmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, confident butterfly.

Padshavnan Flabbenyakkemligmeg created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Padshavnan Flabbenyakkemligmeg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Padshavnan Flabbenyakkemligmeg, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Padshavnan Flabbenyakkemligmeg's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Padshavnan Flabbenyakkemligmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Hide if three shrews approach from the north.

5. Do not commit murder.