Flabbonkhin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable monkey.

Flabbonkhin created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabbonkhin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flabbonkhin, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flabbonkhin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Flabbonkhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Put Flabbonkhin first in all things.

5. Never wear tights.