Bothugstip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable fly.

Bothugstip created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bothugstip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bothugstip, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bothugstip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bothugstip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six snails approach from the north.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Never bounce in holy places.