Cibfemtik is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair camel.

Cibfemtik created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibfemtik, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cibfemtik, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cibfemtik's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cibfemtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never wear gray jumpers.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never skip near manatees.