Haksandhug is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented hamster.

Haksandhug created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Haksandhug, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Haksandhug, she will turn you into a snail.

Haksandhug's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Haksandhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.