Himpigmit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, calm snake.

Himpigmit created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himpigmit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Himpigmit, it will be very unhappy.

Himpigmit's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Himpigmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not take Himpigmit's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.