Mottunflam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthinking ferret.

Mottunflam created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mottunflam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mottunflam, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mottunflam's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mottunflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Do not commit murder.