Bop Nandidtal is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing jaguar.

Bop Nandidtal created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bop Nandidtal, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bop Nandidtal, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bop Nandidtal's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bop Nandidtal's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never bounce near frogs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect seven silver sculptures of Bop Nandidtal on top of important buildings.