Ligbembif is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful fish.

Ligbembif created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligbembif, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ligbembif, he will turn you into a duck.

Ligbembif's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ligbembif's Holy Commandments

1. Ligbembif loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must love Ligbembif.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.