Tinhen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sage jellyfish.

Tinhen created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinhen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tinhen, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tinhen's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tinhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Worship no other gods but Tinhen.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not dye your hair black.