Zodbimspagbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable octopus.

Zodbimspagbeg created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodbimspagbeg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zodbimspagbeg, it will have a low opinion of you.

Zodbimspagbeg's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Zodbimspagbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face purple.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about amino acids.